I come home to a happy pink "Service Request" on my coffee table. Funny thing, but not the funniest thing, I didn't request any service. In fact, I'd be thrilled if maintenance never entered my apartment again. The funny thing is this: written in barely legible printing was "Be back to finish ceiling in bathroom".
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You know what, Mr. Maintenance? Don't bother. You can come back to "finish" the ceiling when I move out.
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