17 February 2009

Fake Friends and a portable wood chipper...

Hey babies! It's time for another episode of Daddy's Bout O' Bitchin! Today I want to talk to you all about bad people and good fertilizer. So, Daddy has a boyfriend with a B-day coming up, and as requested, I'm getting a bunch of people together for dinner and dancing. I actually started planning this whole shin-dig last month. So, now that the 'party' is less than a week away, yet again my man's supposed best friends (another couple) can't make it. This time, the excuse is they have to host an open-mike night that they already admitted nobody comes to and is a waste of their time. And not to be overly petty, but this is after 2 other last minute cancelations and a simple no show. Ok, now for the petty part. For X-mas, we got the Her half of the couple a freaking designer L.A.M.B. top, and for the Him half, we got the complete Tom Baker collection of Doctor Who episodes (including the unaired one) which isn't even available in the U.S. yet! I'm not saying that getting them nice presents entitles us to special treatment, the season is about the thought. I just think that it isn't too much to ask to attend the B-day party of the person who makes it a point to let you know that you are cared for and appreciated. Meh. Ok babies, sweet dreams. And remember, when all else fails, throw the body in a wood chipper and plant some roses.

2 comments:

  1. Wow, have you ever heard of a paragraph?

    Where was anything about wood chippers or fertilizer? I saw none of that. Relevance?

    And what is with this "babies" and "daddy" shit? Sounds super creepy to me. Makes me feel uncomfortable.

    Also, you really don't need to introduce yourself and say goodbye with each blog post. It's unnecessary and awkward.

    But yeah, it must really suck when your friend doesn't come to your birthday party for no good reason. What complete assholes they must be, to do that to someone.

    I prefer the original writer of this blog. This transition seems awkward and ill-fitting. What's the deal?

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  2. maybe the original writer died, you don't know! not everyone can be a hemmingway you know. But yes I did enjoy the last writer better.

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