Daily Dose of Crazy

I had a dream last night that I got a $73,000 tax refund. Waking up sucked.

I'm all paranoid that the base my pen pal is at got overrun by Taliban.

I've had three cups of coffee and it isn't even noon.

I parked my new Rabbit next to a coworker's Rabbit. I couldn't resist.

I don't have anything for lunch.

I choked on a Triscuit.

My recliner fell backwards last night - with me in it. And there was a witness.

I'm going to a buffet for the first time since changing my eating/exercise habits. I'm a little concerned at my control.